`Brian, what's wrong with you? You've been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!` `Oh Dan,` responded Brian `I don't know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care about her!`
`Brian, that's horrible!` said Dan putting his arm around Brian. `What type of a gift does she want already?`
`Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: `Why don't you show me how much you care about me? Why can't you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!`
`Dan what should I do? I don't have that kind of money? I can't go out and buy her a car!`
`A car? Asked Dan. `Who needs a car? Just stop by Target and buy her a scale!` ...
`Brian, that's horrible!` said Dan putting his arm around Brian. `What type of a gift does she want already?`
`Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: `Why don't you show me how much you care about me? Why can't you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!`
`Dan what should I do? I don't have that kind of money? I can't go out and buy her a car!`
`A car? Asked Dan. `Who needs a car? Just stop by Target and buy her a scale!` ...
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