Santa's railway interview

Santa ka Railway Interview:

Interviewer: Agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi toh kya karoge?

Santa: Jee, red light dikhaunga. Interviewer: Red light na hoto?

Santa: Torch dikhaunga...

Interviewer: Torch na ho toh?

Santa: Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer: Shirt bhi red na huyi toh?

Santa: Phir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga...

Interviewer: Hain..!! Wo kyun?

Santa: Jee, usne kabhi traino accident nahin dekha...