Group plans

If tomatoes are fruit.

If tomatoes are fruit... isnt ketchup technically a smoothie ? :/

The best kinds of laughter:

The best kinds of laughter: 1. Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent. 2. Laughing so hard that you feel a six pack coming on. 3. Laughing so hard that tears start coming out.

There are 3 meanings behind "Liking someones status."

There are 3 meanings behind "Liking someones status." 1) I agree. 2) I realize this is about me so Im liking it to rub in your face 3) I want to bang you :)

Joke into a lesson

dearr fb

Dear Facebook, Dont show off! You cant even signup without me! ...Yours Sincerely, MSN, Gmail & Yahoo.

Whenever I see a hot girl

Whenever I see a hot girl with a fat boyfriend, I order another pizza.

Grades

1%

SpongeBob

When you use your imagination, you can do anything - SpongeBob

fastest means of communication

The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Apple and blackberry

Apple and blackberry should combine together to make a new mobile named pie

Joke time

Joke time...
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Wife Taaro Ko
  Dekh Kar Boli:
   'Wo Konsi
      Cheez Hai,
        Jo Tum
          Roj Dekh
            Sakte Ho,
              Par Laa
                Nahi Sakte..??

                  Husband::
                    Padosan.!!!��
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Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise udaate hain!!
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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.
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In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main
likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire
se bola:
“The”
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Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya
tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya!!!......������
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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He,
Shadi Kab Karni He ?
Ladki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai,
Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo books faad dega.....
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Wife : "Naari" Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.

Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?

Husband :  'Sahan Shakti' ����
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Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho....
Sirf Boiled Khana khae..... Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le......
Pandit - Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati  Hospital ke  ICU  mein  hee milega....��
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Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ?
Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon..
milega kya ??
Dukandar : haan.. per yahi Khaaoge  ya  Pack Kar doon ??��������������