Movie

A man was watching a movie at
home..
and jor jor se cheekhne laga .....
nooooooooooooo! !!!!!!! Ghode par
se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..
Its a trap!!
Its a trap!!
Marega saalle..
Wife: Kya dekh rhe ho?
Man: our wedding DVD !

Toilet chat

A guy was siting in d toilet wen someone frm the adjacent toilet said,
1: Hi, how r u ?
He got embarrassed n said,
2: I m fine.
1: So wat r u up to?
2: Wel, just sitting lyk u.
1: Can i come over?
2: No! R u crazy?
1: Listen I wil call u back. There is an idiot in d other toilet answering my questions!

Confidence

Height of Confidence :
Son: school nai jaunga
MOM- kyu
SON- job krunga
MOM- class 1 pad k kya job krega nalayk
SON- KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga..
Always b confident.. ��
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